Funny SMS

I Want My Bed Near The Mobile Charging Slot

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window
to see the moon & stars.
2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot..

What The Hell Is Your Computer Doing On My Computer

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …
Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.
Lady : I can’t see your computer..
Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.
Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!
Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.
Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

Height of Flirting of ENGINEERS

Height of flirting of
Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
stdnts who said dat u r not d
teachr in dis college. =P =D

When a Woman Loves

When a Woman Loves!
When a woman loves you, you are a husband
When a few women love you, you are a man
When many women love you, you are a lover
When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol
When thousands of women love you, you are a leader
When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.. :P

5 Facts About You

5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You
1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s
2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo
3) U r now looking to find out
4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D
5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)

Call Summary

Call summary:-
Boy to boy!
Boy to mom!
Boy to dad!
Boy to girl!
Girl to girl!
Wife to Husband:

Not Responding…=)) =D

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