Funny SMS

I Want My Bed Near The Mobile Charging Slot

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window

to see the moon & stars.

2013 Kids : I want my bed near the

mobile charging slot..

What The Hell Is Your Computer Doing On My Computer

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …

Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.

Lady : I can’t see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.

Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.

Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ?

Height of Flirting of ENGINEERS

Height of flirting of

ENGINEERS

Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt

book?

Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While

fighting

wid

stdnts who said dat u r not d

most

beautiful

teachr in dis college. =P =D

When a Woman Loves

When a Woman Loves!

When a woman loves you, you are a husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen.. :P

5 Facts About You

5 facts about You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You

1) Ur so lazy u didn’t read all the You’s

2) U didn’t notice I put a Yoo

3) U r now looking to find out

4) U r laughing coz u realize there is no Yoo and u r tricked:D

5) U r going to send to others who r “like YOU”:p;)

Call Summary

Call summary:-

Boy to boy!